Funny sms; 9386 messages
''4u5 n2v n22 80v 3vn 2w 2v8n 92v8n 10u me 7km /......./ o/o/o/o/ nahi smajh // kio bat nahi aagay sand krdo qk tension lena ka nahi denay ka.,./ (no) ;''{morr}/ .,/.,(love).,/''
178 chars (2 sms)
''You are cute like TOM
Sweet like JERRY
Naughty like BUGS BUNNY
Strong lke POPEYE
Innocent like TWEETY
In short
U are a full time cartoon''
146 chars (1 sms)
''Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin
Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor
Pappu.
Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya
Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.''
142 chars (1 sms)
''Agar “Punjab” ki larkiyaAn papita bechti to larkon ko bahut faida hota.
Kyun k larkiyon ko ye aawaz lagani parti:
.
PAPPI TAY LAY LO,
PAPPI TAY LAY LO..''
160 chars (1 sms)
''aaj subeh mujhe chirhion ki awazain kuch ziada he ache leg rehe then,
pool kuch ziada he khobsorat leg rehe the,
fiza b kuch mehki mehki the,
mene dunia se pocha:
aaj quen tujh man esahusun he?
wo boli:
aaj sms perhne vala zinndagi men pehli br nhaia hai.''
265 chars (2 sms)
''Molvi taqreer krty howy
Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen
ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?
Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?
Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...
232 chars (2 sms)
''Molvi taqreer krty howy
Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen
ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?
Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?
Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...
232 chars (2 sms)
''Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K
Write An Essay On
“My Friend”
5 Times. . .
Or Agr Government Student Mistake Kray To Master Subah 8:30 Murga Bnata Hai,Or 2:00 BJAY Kehta Hai K Chalo Ab Dafa Ho Jao Chutti Ho Gai Hai.
Student Tang AA K Kehta Hai Sir 30 Mints Or Ruk Jain,
Master:KYUN?
Student:Sir [...]''
343 chars (3 sms)
''Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K
Write An Essay On
“My Friend”
5 Times. . .
Or Agr Government Student Mistake Kray To Master Subah 8:30 Murga Bnata Hai,Or 2:00 BJAY Kehta Hai K Chalo Ab Dafa Ho Jao Chutti Ho Gai Hai.
Student Tang AA K Kehta Hai Sir 30 Mints Or Ruk Jain,
Master:KYUN?
Student:Sir [...]''
343 chars (3 sms)
''Usne mujhe rat ko jungle me akele chor dya faraz.
.
.
.
Ye keh kar k
Pyar kia to darna kia..?''
102 chars (1 sms)
''2 apimy amm (mango) k bagh gaye. 1 ne kaha kash ham mango hoti to kitna acha hota.dosry ny kaha ye to mushkil nahy he chalo lattak jatey hai.kuch dair k bad 1 gir geya dosry ny pocha Q tak kar gir gaye, phele ny jawab diya nahi paak kar gir geya.''
250 chars (2 sms)
''A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said
I want to update my facebook status:D''
167 chars (2 sms)
''A mathmatical question!
36 + 30 + 38 =???
Ans?
104
no yar
once again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi
confused???
Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
168 chars (2 sms)
''Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P''
307 chars (2 sms)
''bethay thay darya k kinary tujh ko bhulany fraz
..
..
achanak koi begerat peechy sey dhakka dey gya''
110 chars (1 sms)